Receiving a hug from a resident while on duty....

  • Me: You seem like you're having a good night...
  • Resident: Mhm, I am...
  • Me: Honey, you kinda smell like alcohol...
  • Resident: Well you kinda smell like my best friend
  • Me: Hahahaa, glad to hear that, Hon.

On rounds last night, checking a men's bathroom...

  • Me: *Knock knock knock* Female RA, bathroom check. Is everyone OK in here?
  • Resident: No. We are not OK, Becca.
  • Me: Any dead or dying bodies?
  • Resident: Yes, three. and there's a crack dealer in here too. But it's OK he's giving me a really good deal.
  • Me: Alrighty then, have a nice night!

On the way to class today...

  • Resident: I hope this class is easy
  • Me: I hear that it is... and I'd like to think that I’m a pretty good student
  • Resident: Me too… but then I discovered this amazing thing…
  • Me: Alcohol?
  • Resident: No…weed….
  • Me: Bahahahahaa!”